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Anonymous asked:
It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first ;)

Tehehehe thank you 😊
That’s a good one right there.


Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

accidentalinsensitivity:

GUYS PLEASE

Cheer me up because my kitchen just flooded :(

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slightly-strange:

I was on youtube and I thought sixpenceee would enjoy this 

This Guy's Facebook Inbox Has Everybody Terrified. When You Read It, You'll See Why.

mrs-gintoki:

This is one part terrifying, one part heartbreaking. 

oh my god that gave me chills.

There was a cricket jumping around my bed and I woke my cat up to kill it. He is currently feasting on that little fucker as I type. This is why I have a cat.

Black Bat